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thisfeliciaday:

So if you come by our @geekandsundry offsite take a picture with a gigantic standee of me. Because someone forgot that I wasn’t 6’2” when they ordered this thing. #sdcc

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  1. me: Can I go to the bathroom?
  2. teacher: I don't know, can you?
  3. *sees teacher after class*
  4. me: DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT COME FOR ME TODAY?
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salparadisewasright:

tea-with-a-splash-of-kitten:

The worst part about liking classical music is when you forget the name of a piece and you can’t google the lyrics because there are none

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bewbin:

Why is it called a building? Isn’t it done building? Shouldn’t it be called a built

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vandigo:

orgasham:

methlemore:

orgasham:

masturbating-to-your-selfies:

102 chicken nuggets

why would you order 17 of 6 instead of 5 of 20… that shit’s expensive as hell

Getting 2 four pieces is cheaper then 1 6 piece know your nuggets

but getting 1 20 piece is cheaper than 3 6 pieces KNOW YOUR NUGGETS

this is how word problems for math books are started, isn’t it.

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Vi the Piltover Enforcer for hecksmaniac

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